girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
when a white boy says “for a coloured girl you are really attractive” all I hear is “I live in a cookie cutter Barbie world where all I do is fuck white girls with ombré hair and they fake their orgasms”
My therapist just told me a joke.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”